Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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