a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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