- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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