Worst joke ever

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Today is May 18 2016.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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asian, do math

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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