- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Worst joke ever

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Today is May 18 2016.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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