What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

The Game.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

An English man walks into a pub.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Mitt Romney penis

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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