Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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