How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Minecraft.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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hipsters

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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