- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

rose are red violets should be purple

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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