- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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