Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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