Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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whats black? a black man

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Unnnnnnnn

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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