- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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