Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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