What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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she wasn't 18

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why did I get raped

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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