A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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