- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A blind man walks into a pole.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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