- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

religion.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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