- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

whats black? a black man

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

since when?

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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