In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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your father died

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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