Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

How do you spell eight? 8

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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