I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Men's Sports

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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The Pope

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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