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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

hi to the world fromthe world

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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