Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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whats black? a black man

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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