How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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