Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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