What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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19th amendment

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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