Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roey Jegen

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Hi? No!!!!!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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