- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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