My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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for keeps?

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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