Why did the jew die Really...

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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colby doesnt shave

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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ecks! why zee?

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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