- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Niki Minaj's ass

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Gianni

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Ted Haggard.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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