- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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