- Anti Joke

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.