whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Samantha

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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*insert joke here*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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