- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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