What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Twenty-Four

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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You're Adopted.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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