- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

a man walks into a prostitute.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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