Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

I lost my tractor.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

It smells like triangles in here.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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