When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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penis

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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wood cant chuck wood

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Proof reading

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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