Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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I've got a dig bick

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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