- Anti Joke

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda pop" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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