Scientology.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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