What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Womens Rights.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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