Samantha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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hey bill!

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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wood cant chuck wood

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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I never asked for this.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Anti Joke

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