The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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