when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

An asian without a future.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Your Mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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