- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Shut the cork up!

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

a man walks into a prostitute.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

wood cant chuck wood

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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