- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Are you Drew?

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

I lost my tractor.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Win and Beau have no friends

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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