- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

dead battery come on down

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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