Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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