Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Scientology.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Civil Rights.

Spell: “This word”

my captcha says : forkin chickens

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Wade

Anti Joke

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