- Anti Joke

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Shut the cork up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.