why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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pickle juice?

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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wood cant chuck wood

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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