How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

You smell like shit

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

The Game.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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