How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Spotto

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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