Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

An asian without a future.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Your Mom.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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