Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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British Dentistry

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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JFK

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Women's rights.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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a man died

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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