what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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9/11

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hello penis

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Anti Joke

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