finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jews.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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