What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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a man died

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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