- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Im ashamed of being from Canada

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

why did the man die? because he died.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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