Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Women's rights.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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