- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Colby Michael Schluter

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

THE GAME

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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