What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Penis

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