What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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why do you care?

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69

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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wood cant chuck wood

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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