Your social life.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

my friend is gay hes gay

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

YES! EXACTLY!

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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