What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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